Accio, Alpacas!
July 19, 2014    7:16pm    4 days ago
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reblogged from    introvertese   (originally    coolestonianteen)
July 19, 2014    6:02pm    4 days ago

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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reblogged from    macklemost   (originally    happynervosa)
July 19, 2014    5:01pm    4 days ago

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

(via ;spectrumpsionic)
reblogged from    spectrumpsionic   (originally    staythatswhatimeanttosay)
July 19, 2014    3:48pm    4 days ago

eroticareyes:

motherfuckingsantamaster:

if you ever doubt the power of music

just remember that the entire fucking United States has discontinued the phone number 867-5309 

Actually.

In Tampa, that phone number is used by a lawn care service.

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reblogged from    schwarbagetruck   (originally    motherfuckingsassmaster)
July 16, 2014    11:28pm    1 week ago

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via ;transistorrevolt)
reblogged from    transistorrevolt   (originally    ifunnyws)
July 16, 2014    11:25pm    1 week ago
(via ;foxnewsofficial)
reblogged from    foxnewsofficial   (originally    supremesoviet)
July 16, 2014    11:24pm    1 week ago
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reblogged from    doinmyrumbest   (originally    vinebox)
July 14, 2014    7:47pm    1 week ago

lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1

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reblogged from    heymatryoshkat   (originally    lucifers-ass-cheek)
July 14, 2014    7:44pm    1 week ago

sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

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reblogged from    heymatryoshkat   (originally    awwww-cute)
July 14, 2014    7:44pm    1 week ago
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reblogged from    peoplemagazine   (originally    geesehater)
July 14, 2014    7:42pm    1 week ago

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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reblogged from    heymatryoshkat   (originally    kiransingh)
July 14, 2014    7:38pm    1 week ago

salnolatte:

ALRIGHTY, KIDDOS! IT IS GIVEAWAY TIME BECAUSE I FINALLY GOT 100 FOLLOWERS AFTER BEING ON HERE FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS AND BECAUSE IM OPENING A WEBSTORE CALLED CTHULHU’S ORPHANAGE ON STORENVY SOON.
WHAT’S THE PRIZE?
A 7-8FT. LONG SQUID OF ANY COLOR YOU SEE IN THE LAST PHOTO TO SATISFY YOUR TENTACLE NEEDS.
HELL. YEAH. SON.
REBLOG. LIKE. WHATEVER.
I WILL PICK A WINNER ON JULY 16 USING A RANDOMIZER.
THIS IS FOR USA ONLY BECAUSE SHIPPING IS EXPENSIVE. I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT.

(via ;drunkenburnie)
reblogged from    drunkenburnie   (originally    salnolatte)
July 14, 2014    7:38pm    1 week ago

salnolatte:

ALRIGHTY, KIDDOS! IT IS GIVEAWAY TIME BECAUSE I FINALLY GOT 100 FOLLOWERS AFTER BEING ON HERE FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS AND BECAUSE IM OPENING A WEBSTORE CALLED CTHULHU’S ORPHANAGE ON STORENVY SOON.
WHAT’S THE PRIZE?
A 7-8FT. LONG SQUID OF ANY COLOR YOU SEE IN THE LAST PHOTO TO SATISFY YOUR TENTACLE NEEDS.
HELL. YEAH. SON.
REBLOG. LIKE. WHATEVER.
I WILL PICK A WINNER ON JULY 16 USING A RANDOMIZER.
THIS IS FOR USA ONLY BECAUSE SHIPPING IS EXPENSIVE. I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT.

(via ;drunkenburnie)
reblogged from    drunkenburnie   (originally    salnolatte)
July 14, 2014    7:38pm    1 week ago

salnolatte:

ALRIGHTY, KIDDOS! IT IS GIVEAWAY TIME BECAUSE I FINALLY GOT 100 FOLLOWERS AFTER BEING ON HERE FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS AND BECAUSE IM OPENING A WEBSTORE CALLED CTHULHU’S ORPHANAGE ON STORENVY SOON.
WHAT’S THE PRIZE?
A 7-8FT. LONG SQUID OF ANY COLOR YOU SEE IN THE LAST PHOTO TO SATISFY YOUR TENTACLE NEEDS.
HELL. YEAH. SON.
REBLOG. LIKE. WHATEVER.
I WILL PICK A WINNER ON JULY 16 USING A RANDOMIZER.
THIS IS FOR USA ONLY BECAUSE SHIPPING IS EXPENSIVE. I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT.

(via ;drunkenburnie)
reblogged from    drunkenburnie   (originally    salnolatte)
July 12, 2014    3:10am    1 week ago

foreveralone-lyguy:

portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

haha if they get up you can see if they farted

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reblogged from    foreveralone-lyguy   (originally    rialxoan)