Accio, Alpacas!
June 01, 2012    7:25pm    1 minute ago

that awkward moment when you can’t talk about someone anywhere because they will see everything you put on facebook, twitter, and tumblr.

Shit.

June 01, 2012    7:24pm    2 minutes ago

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.

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June 01, 2012    7:24pm    3 minutes ago
  • me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
  • how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
  • wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
  • wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
  • oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already
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June 01, 2012    7:23pm    3 minutes ago

Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.

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June 01, 2012    6:52pm    34 minutes ago
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June 01, 2012    5:24pm    2 hours ago
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whereismybluescarf:

sweetmotherofpie:

humdrumtowns:

justanother-fangirl:

OH MY LORD IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN OMG BLESS THIS 

I’M IN TEARS

CRYING

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June 01, 2012    5:23pm    2 hours ago

Anonymous
tumblrmarketing(.)com is showing how silly tumblr is. they'd do worse than facebook in the stock market. just giving free shit away

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June 01, 2012    4:21pm    3 hours ago
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ccolfer:

whenever blaine stares at kurt, I can just imagine this song running through his head

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June 01, 2012    1:54pm    5 hours ago

happydoge:

Everybody out

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June 01, 2012    1:53pm    5 hours ago

Happy National Donut Day guys!

niandos:

You’re insecure DONUT what for 

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June 01, 2012    1:50pm    5 hours ago

I had knee surgery just over a year ago, and since then, my joints get inflamed due to the change in pressure when it rains. So this morning, I was woken up from it, and I mention it to my dad, because he’s had surgery on his knee and both shoulders. 

His reply is “You need to go out and exercise.”

Uh, I’ve tried that. It makes it worse, thank you. It will always be there when it rains. I can exercise for 24 hours a day and itstill will hurt. 

Absolutely ridiculous. 

I know I’m fat, dad. You don’t have to make it so obvious that you want me to be thin. 

June 01, 2012    1:43pm    5 hours ago
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June 01, 2012    1:36pm    5 hours ago

sweetlasers:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

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June 01, 2012    1:30am    17 hours ago

carryonmywincestson:

pants with fake pockets

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