Accio, Alpacas!
August 31, 2014    8:16pm    18 hours ago

kristoffbjorgman:

andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

(◕)

it’s mike wazowski. 

image

go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

image

nyoom

(via ;spacebutterflies)
reblogged from    spacebutterflies   (originally    fucknolesmis)
August 31, 2014    8:16pm    18 hours ago

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

image

(via ;heymatryoshkat)
reblogged from    heymatryoshkat   (originally    kingsleyyy)
August 30, 2014    11:20am    2 days ago

birdandmoon:

Dating isn’t easy, no matter who you are. This is a great Attenborough clip about wasps and orchids.

(via ;spectrumpsionic)
reblogged from    spectrumpsionic   (originally    birdandmoon)
August 30, 2014    11:18am    2 days ago

intoasylum:

image

image

image

image

harry potter | text posts

(via ;tonguetiedbyyou)
reblogged from    tonguetiedbyyou   (originally    intoasylum)
August 30, 2014    11:18am    2 days ago

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

image

[x]

(via ;cuntsman-sniper)
reblogged from    cuntsman-sniper   (originally    mrssaberhagen)
August 30, 2014    11:16am    2 days ago

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

(via ;lionantlers)
reblogged from    lionantlers   (originally    slythergin)
August 30, 2014    11:15am    2 days ago

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

(via ;genuinelytricked)
reblogged from    genuinelytricked   (originally    mirandarose1187)
August 29, 2014    7:58pm    2 days ago

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

(via ;halotato)
reblogged from    halotato   (originally    kristakittyfish)
August 29, 2014    7:55pm    2 days ago

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

(via ;halotato)
reblogged from    halotato   (originally    paperkirby)
August 29, 2014    12:49pm    3 days ago
(via ;monicalewinsky1996)
reblogged from    monicalewinsky1996   (originally    weloveshortvideos)
August 29, 2014    12:43pm    3 days ago

realitytvgifs:

Nicki gets it. (x)

(via ;monicalewinsky1996)
reblogged from    monicalewinsky1996   (originally    realitytvgifs)
August 29, 2014    11:59am    3 days ago

monicalewinsky1996:

bprettyinpink:

monicalewinsky1996:

paradox314blog:

gwhizantor:

monicalewinsky1996:

jwoodall1986:

monicalewinsky1996:

ourtempersarefierce:

monicalewinsky1996:

melttigerstobutter:

fathominid:

monicalewinsky1996:

I felt like this was necessary.

Hard crush. 

Why would you be glorifying this?

Not saying you’re ugly I’m saying you’re exposing yourself to health risks.

I’m gonna shit it a paper bag and light it on fire and put it on your doorstep.

Have to agree with melttigers. How is making obesity into a good thing positive for society? The health risks are astronomical and we shouldn’t “glorify” those in any way. Preach acceptance but not encouragement of something that most people can contol.

I’m all for the body positive movement but there is a big difference between that and glorifying obesity.

it got better

Obesity is not beautiful, it is not something to be proud of, it is a serious medical condition, stop telling each other that you are beautiful and perfect the way you are, because in reality, you are killing yourself, and encouraging others to kill themselves.

You’re saying obesity is beautiful but I’m pretty sure you don’t enjoy not being able to do things an average weighted person can do and i can bet 1 mil you cry to yourself every night about your weight

(via ;theamandashowplease)
reblogged from    theamandashowplease   (originally    monicalewinsky1996)
August 29, 2014    11:57am    3 days ago

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

(via ;malicemidnight)
reblogged from    malicemidnight   (originally    celinaelixr)
August 29, 2014    11:56am    3 days ago

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

(via ;reelbigfake)
reblogged from    reelbigfake   (originally    hotsenator)
August 29, 2014    11:55am    3 days ago

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

(via ;reelbigfake)
reblogged from    reelbigfake   (originally    finestintheshop)