Accio, Alpacas!
August 27, 2014    7:36pm    1 hour ago

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

OBJECTION! Original poster is a fraud! These photos are screencaps from a YouTube video by tumblr user TechRax where he deliberately placed an iPhone into cake mixture, as seen here.

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(via ;spinerox)
reblogged from    spinerox   (originally    multipack)
August 26, 2014    8:55pm    1 day ago

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

(via ;genuinelytricked)
reblogged from    genuinelytricked   (originally    givemeinternet)
August 26, 2014    8:51pm    1 day ago

panic/anxiety attack

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

(via ;malicemidnight)
reblogged from    malicemidnight   (originally    jaspinder)
August 26, 2014    8:50pm    1 day ago

muslimmafia:

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

(via ;malicemidnight)
reblogged from    malicemidnight   (originally    muslimmafia)
August 26, 2014    8:49pm    1 day ago

dysfunctunal:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

the-tsars-blog:

The Flying Fuck

This is like favorite gif now

(via ;heymatryoshkat)
reblogged from    heymatryoshkat   (originally    beyond-psychopathy)
August 26, 2014    5:51pm    1 day ago

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via ;follovver)
reblogged from    follovver   (originally    dajo42)
August 26, 2014    5:50pm    1 day ago
(via ;turnthomo)
reblogged from    turnthomo   (originally    liveblazed)
August 26, 2014    5:49pm    1 day ago
 
When a white teenager named Steve Lohner was stopped by the police last month and refused to show his ID after carrying a loaded shotgun on the streets of Aurora, Colorado (the same city where a mass murderer killed 12 people and injured 70 others in a packed movie theater in July 2012), the teen walked away with nothing but a citation. But when a 22-year-old black kid named John Crawford picked up a mere BB gun in a Walmart store in Dayton, Ohio last week, customers called the police, who then shot and killed him. Here lies a racial disparity that’s difficult for honest people to ignore. How can black people openly carry a real gun when we can’t even pick up a BB gun in a store without arousing suspicion? The answer in America is that the Second Amendment doesn’t really apply to black people.
(via ;ladyofwit)
reblogged from    ladyofwit   (originally    clambistro)
August 26, 2014    5:49pm    1 day ago

pissphobia:

ventus-ven-for-short:

pissphobia:

say goodbye to youre precious site >:)

//Firs of all, your grammar is God awful. Learn how to write properly before you even get on here. Secondly, that is for when you want to delete a blog. This is nothing more than a bluff from a troll who has nothing better to do.

holy shit

(via ;follovver)
reblogged from    follovver   (originally    pissphobia)
August 25, 2014    8:37pm    2 days ago

alexturnerswife:

when your parents turn a joke into a lecture 

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(via ;krlng5)
reblogged from    krlng5   (originally    alexturnerswife)
August 25, 2014    8:37pm    2 days ago

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

(via ;kyuu333)
reblogged from    kyuu333   (originally    adteachings)
August 25, 2014    8:37pm    2 days ago
(via ;spacebutterflies)
reblogged from    spacebutterflies   (originally    best-of-memes)
August 25, 2014    8:35pm    2 days ago

dude-says-what:

lets get this party started

(via ;follovver)
reblogged from    follovver   (originally    dude-says-what)
August 25, 2014    8:34pm    2 days ago

aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

(via ;spacebutterflies)
reblogged from    spacebutterflies   (originally    maclntosh-deactivated20140611)
August 25, 2014    8:34pm    2 days ago

spacebutterflies:

 

damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

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(via ;spacebutterflies)
reblogged from    spacebutterflies   (originally    damnulen)