I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
if you ever doubt the power of music
just remember that the entire fucking United States has discontinued the phone number 867-5309
In Tampa, that phone number is used by a lawn care service.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life