Accio, Alpacas!
September 20, 2014    3:49pm    1 day ago
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September 20, 2014    3:47pm    1 day ago

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

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September 20, 2014    3:45pm    1 day ago

coelasquid:

LAPD Confuses Black Actress Kissing White Husband for Prostitute

African-American actress Danièle Watts claims she was “handcuffed and detained” by police officers from the Studio City Police Department in Los Angeles on Thursday after allegedly being mistaken for a prostitute.

According to accounts by Watts and her husband Brian James Lucas, two police officers mistook the couple for a prostitute and client when they were seen showing affection in public. When the officers asked Watts to produce a photo ID when questioned, she refused. Watts was subsequently handcuffed and placed in the back of a police cruiser while the officers attempted to figure out who she was. The two officers released Watts shortly afterwards.

Watts, who played CoCo in Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained and currently stars in Martin Lawrence vehicle Partnersposted an account of the incident on her Facebook page: 

"As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong," wrote Watts. "I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!!!!!!!"

Watt’s husband Brian Lucas, who is white, claimed that the two were targeted by police for being an interracial couple. In a seperate post on his Facebook page, Lucas said that “from the questions that [police] asked me as D was already on her phone with her dad, I could tell that whoever called on us (including the officers), saw a tatted RAWKer white boy and a hot bootie shorted black girl and thought we were a HO (prostitute) & a TRICK (client).”

I wish I could say this was unbelievable, but it sure is disgusting.

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September 20, 2014    3:44pm    1 day ago

join-the-moriparty:

sexytimesonfire:

leonardo-dicaprisun:

al4skan:

im actually laughing so hard at this

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

Canadians are weird

is that big girls dont cry playing in the background

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September 20, 2014    3:43pm    1 day ago

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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September 18, 2014    5:19pm    3 days ago

cokosfunhouse:

i’ll only make a couple of characters and they’ll all have something important to do with each others plot!

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September 18, 2014    5:18pm    3 days ago
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September 18, 2014    5:18pm    3 days ago

becausebirds:

archiemcphee:

Hooray! It’s time once again to visit the Duck Fashion Show, where haute couture meets sassy waterfowl models. For the past 30 years Australian farmer Brian Harrington has been dressing up and showing off his Famous Ducks at the Fashionable Ducks Show, held during Sydney’s annual Royal Easter Show. Harrington works with a professional dressmaker who individually styles each duck in an impressively elaborate costume. The outfits range from day and evening wear, in both modern and period styles, to fancy bridal wear. Each year the beautifully dressed-up ducks waddle parade along a duck-sized runway before an enthusiastic crowd that numbers in the hundreds.

Visit Brian Harrington’s website to learn more about his fabulous Famous Ducks.

[via Design Taxi]

Putting our fashion to shame one quack at a time.

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September 18, 2014    5:17pm    3 days ago

IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

houseofgriffons:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

It’s Carlo LE CALAMAR thank you very much

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September 18, 2014    5:16pm    3 days ago

princeshroom:

kanami-yuuta:

grellsutcliff:

saltykun:

hatos:

confirmed

confirmed

confirmed

I’m sorry but… what is confirmed?

confirmed

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September 18, 2014    5:11pm    3 days ago

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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September 14, 2014    10:45pm    1 week ago

lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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September 14, 2014    10:44pm    1 week ago

weloveshortvideos:

Is this shit aloud

Vine by Daniel Gomez

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September 14, 2014    8:14pm    1 week ago

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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September 10, 2014    10:25am    1 week ago

manafromheaven:

fruitycat:

GODDAMMIT JIMBLES

iM fuCKING SOBBIng

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