Accio, Alpacas!
July 29, 2014    12:21am    14 hours ago

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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reblogged from    mildlyautisticsuperdetectives   (originally    roughness)
July 29, 2014    12:20am    14 hours ago

eziocauthon89:

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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reblogged from    captainrat   (originally    lovetoflyanditshows)
July 28, 2014    11:46pm    15 hours ago

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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reblogged from    beyoncebeytwice   (originally    pyramidslayer)
July 28, 2014    11:45pm    15 hours ago
655,766 plays

kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

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reblogged from    fakeitseriously   (originally    shisnojon)
July 28, 2014    11:44pm    15 hours ago

the-original-dtwps:

chrysalisamidst:

lolsomeone-actually:

angryblackman:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

what is “that is some spicy toothpaste”

What is enact a whole system of oppression

And then act like babies who can’t have a toy?

What is “go to a tanning salon”?

(via ;transistorrevolt)
reblogged from    transistorrevolt   (originally    madeupmonkeyshit)
July 28, 2014    11:42pm    15 hours ago

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????
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reblogged from    fireandflood   (originally    celestial-sexhair)
July 28, 2014    11:42pm    15 hours ago
(via ;fakeitseriously)
reblogged from    fakeitseriously   (originally    lindsaychrist)
July 28, 2014    11:40pm    15 hours ago

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(via ;genuinelytricked)
reblogged from    genuinelytricked   (originally    patickstump)
July 28, 2014    11:39pm    15 hours ago
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reblogged from    transistorrevolt   (originally    an-inanimate-fucking-object)
July 28, 2014    11:39pm    15 hours ago

sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

(via ;fakeitseriously)
reblogged from    fakeitseriously   (originally    coluring)
July 28, 2014    11:38pm    15 hours ago

surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him

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reblogged from    fakeitseriously   (originally    cumdoodle)
July 28, 2014    9:58pm    16 hours ago

ohpierre:

tyleroakley:

lindsaychrist:

i wont let this video die

nobody should

Everythingisterrible is an amazing website okay guys please listen to me

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reblogged from    ohpierre   (originally    lindsaychrist)
July 27, 2014    9:41pm    1 day ago

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?

I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU

Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)

RULES

  • You have to be following meI am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
  • You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
  • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)

REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

(via ;renlybaratheon)
reblogged from    renlybaratheon   (originally    mutualize)
July 27, 2014    9:41pm    1 day ago

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?

I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU

Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)

RULES

  • You have to be following meI am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
  • You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
  • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)

REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

(via ;renlybaratheon)
reblogged from    renlybaratheon   (originally    mutualize)
July 27, 2014    12:41pm    2 days ago

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via ;spacebutterflies)
reblogged from    spacebutterflies   (originally    dajo42)