Accio, Alpacas!
May 23, 2013    12:04am    8 hours ago

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

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reblogged from    mazz-destruction   (originally    daryancrescendshair)
May 23, 2013    12:02am    8 hours ago

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

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reblogged from    peoplemagazine   (originally    mcporno)
May 23, 2013    12:01am    8 hours ago

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

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reblogged from    mazz-destruction   (originally    clumsyoctopus)
May 22, 2013    1:24pm    18 hours ago
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reblogged from    macklemost   (originally    princesshalca)
May 22, 2013    1:23pm    18 hours ago

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

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reblogged from    foreveralone-lyguy   (originally    dampsandwich)
May 22, 2013    1:23pm    18 hours ago
  • me: why does no one like me
  • person: i like you
  • me: thanks
  • me: why does no one like me
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reblogged from    macklemost   (originally    kiedisking)
May 22, 2013    1:21pm    18 hours ago

somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

(via ;grandkanye)
reblogged from    grandkanye   (originally    notthatjesus)
May 22, 2013    1:20pm    18 hours ago

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

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reblogged from    remieradono   (originally    demeaniac)
May 22, 2013    1:19pm    18 hours ago

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

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reblogged from    dictionarywrites   (originally    bitchface-loves-you)
May 22, 2013    1:19pm    18 hours ago

aboutexhaleprivilege:

gothicwoadie:

dietchola:

those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca

ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones

Someone making a white girls joke:

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Someone making a black girls joke:

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(via ;peoplemagazine)
reblogged from    peoplemagazine   (originally    dietchola)
May 22, 2013    1:14pm    19 hours ago

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read
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reblogged from    superwhopaganindigogiraffe   (originally    crazyfrogvevo)
May 22, 2013    1:13pm    19 hours ago

babyferaligator:

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

ok but how much with this coupon i got 

(via ;peoplemagazine)
reblogged from    peoplemagazine   (originally    babyferaligator)
May 22, 2013    1:01am    1 day ago
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reblogged from    starkqueensansa   (originally    awesomeness58)
May 21, 2013    11:39pm    1 day ago

zarggg:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

“YES”

(via ;padaletski)
reblogged from    padaletski   (originally    oomshi)
May 21, 2013    11:38pm    1 day ago
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reblogged from    padaletski   (originally    lonelycoast)