that awkward moment when you can’t talk about someone anywhere because they will see everything you put on facebook, twitter, and tumblr.

Shit.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.

• me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
• how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
• wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
• wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
• oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already

Happy National Donut Day guys!

niandos:

You’re insecure DONUT what for 

I had knee surgery just over a year ago, and since then, my joints get inflamed due to the change in pressure when it rains. So this morning, I was woken up from it, and I mention it to my dad, because he’s had surgery on his knee and both shoulders. 

His reply is “You need to go out and exercise.”

Uh, I’ve tried that. It makes it worse, thank you. It will always be there when it rains. I can exercise for 24 hours a day and itstill will hurt. 

Absolutely ridiculous. 

I know I’m fat, dad. You don’t have to make it so obvious that you want me to be thin. 

sweetlasers:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

carryonmywincestson:

pants with fake pockets